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She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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