Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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