you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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