she smelled like a LAN party
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
