Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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