Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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