At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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