do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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