just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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