let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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