Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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