Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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