Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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