I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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