she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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