But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Randomize
