Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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