She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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