No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Are we still banned from the library?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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