She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Still dying that you shit outside
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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