What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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