Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
