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We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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