Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I wear drunk well.
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