I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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