At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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