return my video game
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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