it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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