Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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