Well apparently he's into motor boating.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We talked him into tasing himself.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This is my gift to your gina
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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