he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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