Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also, beer. Big fan.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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