Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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