is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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