What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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