Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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