Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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