do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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