just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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