Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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