she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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