giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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