you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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