hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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