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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

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  Ew, did you brush them again?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.

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• (408): View more from California

  He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.

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• (858): View more from California

  Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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• (415): View more from California

  He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao

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