i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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