Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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