"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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