party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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