You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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