Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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