dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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