Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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