apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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