i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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