Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I died a long time ago.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
it glows. i had to have it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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